A Place for the Demented
'Twere the nights of fine spouts,
and days of embellished touts,
where all heard their voice
carry far above choice!
And 'twas expressions of the soul
that put our minds on a roll,
and served up a full belly
plump and large on verbal jelly.
And the time has come to remember.
It is time once again to set the rants in motion, and cause a commotion within the digital world!
We must digitize what is behind demented eyes and rests within the twisted spokes of our Tribeca.
And so, it is with great pleasure that I proudly present to you...
The forum!
The gathering!
The locale for our future soothing oozes that scream out from behind the mental spaces within our snoozes!
Therefore, I call upon you, my fellow demented ranters:
To dream.
To post.
And to reply.
On Dementia!!!
The blog of the minds eye!
posted by Afta Midnite @ 11:29 AM
4 Comments:
Afta Midnite all eyes turn to the creature-stirring mouse... Attempting to prod the Dogg to come out and play with the house.
Dementia is setting in at a rapid rate....I am too young for this.....what does the future hold?
At first the list doesn't read like there'd be any chemistry. But I think with a few rounds in them this group could really have a strangely awesome time together.
1. JC - aside for the obvious spiritual and philosophical aspects, JC brings a lot to the table with the whole "water to wine" thing. The bar is always open with JC presiding.
2. Leif Erickson - if we can show him to use the utensils for food and not killing, things will go well. This crazy bastard must be able tell a pretty decent story, maybe even one including the idiots who built the Vasa!
3. Pocahontas - facilitated, unknowingly, the European infiltration, colonization, confederation and everything that came after. Would want to know how she learned English, if she was treated well and which sect of historians have it right in the writing, revising and reinterpreting etc.
4. Thomas Jefferson
5. Nelson Mandela - Long Walk to Freedom turns to Long Dinner.... but lovin it.
6. Betty Friedan - Trailblazer for Equal Rights and Women as the future Rulers of the World movement in the 1960s. Author of Feminine Mystique. (Bet Betty would have something to say to TJ about the whole Sally Hemming thing)
7. Phyllis Schlafly - a conservative who believes in the mystique of women, but who opposed the method and politics of Friedan and Steinem. Some in the media and within Feminism painted Schlafly as anit-Women's Liberation. Others classified her as just not agreeing with the execution and the soapboxing.
(love a good cat fight fueled by the exhange of ideas)
8. Jon Fishman - perceive him to be a great conversationalist. Funny, open-minded, and able to inject a quirky perspective, some rock star stories, and maybe even a J. (Drummer from Phish that stands all of about 5'3 who wore a dress while playing and sometimes played a Neal Diamond Cracklin Rosie with and through a vacuum cleaner)
9. Vince Vaughn - imagine he's a superp dinner guest: ties one on and blows smoke in Mandella's face accidentally and spends 5 mins apologizing, ending with "I'm the Asshole. Sorry." Then immediately and intentionally blows smoke in Pocahontas' face and gives her a wink. ... He's irreverent yet lovable, conterversial yet the life of the party. Somehow Vaughn would get in between a Phyllis/Gloria sandwhich and it would work ;)
10. Anger Fuck and Ass Ponies - cause we always rocked out together as a divided unit.
Honorable Mentions->
FDR was on my list yesterday. Since he's at Bobby's, he's busy. But the 1930/40s were truly an amazing and being at the helm for it all must be good dinner time conversation
Bob Dylan - don't think people could understand his utterances. Can't afford an uncomfortable silence cause nobdy wants to say "come again Bobby? tangled up in blumbles/mumbles."
Eve - would have loved to hear how it all went down. The first porno, if you catch my drift.
Chris Everett Lloyd - She's gotta have an amazing perspective coming of age post-60s in a male-dominated world of sports, yet staying sexy and hot! Male and MartinaNavratilova-like dominated realm...
Sammy Sosa - I really would love to invite and make him believe I'm respectin' him the way The Sammy demands to be respected (even though his actions don't earn it). Then upon arrival he would be bound to his chair. At any point during the meal if he decides to say anything he would summarily be beaten until he shuts up. He was taken off the list because trying to teach a lesson to a stubborn, stupid, spoiled multi-millionaire baby is like getting blood from a turnip. Plus JC and Mandella would probably get pissed: being childish and doing 'Eye for an Eye' is so Old Testament.
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